So I get the keys to my new house today!!! I'm so so so so excited!!!

Getting older I have come to terms with a couple things.
* Pooping is normal, everyone does it... there is no reason to hold it for 8 hours if u really just have to go.
* Buffets are the ghetto-ist places in the world.. but worth the torture on days when u are in the mood for everything
* Shoes should fit, they look worse and hurt more if they don't.
* Steak is actually really good cooked medium.

* Spell check is my world!!!!!

Wine is the best.
Smoking is not my thing.
The only thing that can heal a bad day is a bubble bath and silence!!
If you care to much about what ppl think, they will think that what they think, actually matters.

Be pretty for you. No one else!!

Pizza is the best food on this earth. That's just what is is... nothing can top the convenience and popular demand of pizza. My foam finger has Pizza #1 written on it.

If you don't believe who will

It's not what it is that matters -- it's what u see!!

Thanks for listening to me ramble, and put in random pictures!! lol...

Have a great weekend everyone!

~~ SMILE ~~

Ok I haven't blogged in like a bazzilion years so I figured I would stop by word vomit a little and be out!!
Is it bad NOT to wear undies sometimes? That is the f'n question of the day folks!!

Flys are gross! I have a Chihuahua named Killer, he is the shizznit but he's getting so old it makes me sad. I love the heat hate the humidity.
When closing on a house there are so many stupid made up closing fees, all of which are made to nickle and dime you until u feel like punching bag that's about to explode.
I think Fake purses should be illegal. You know what, every time I say that ppl get all blaaazzza bla... It's wrong, and here is the thing peeps.... I am so for rocking out a cheap purse from Walmart... but Rocking a FAKE purse is SOOO LAME!!! Anyone who has these designers knows they are fake. So who are u trying to impress, your not impressing anyone who knows better. I'd rather be a last place winner than a first place looser. GO BLUE TEAM BITCHES!!!

Ok now that I have some ppl red in the face... today's poem will be about smiles!!

Smiles should be big
Smiles should be bright
It shows that u are happy
it shows that u are alright

Smile today to brighten someones day
if you wait to smile tomorrow and u may find sorry.

Hell mutha freaking yeah it's FRIDAY

Whoop Whoop... Hell to da Yeah.

So my work day is 1/4 of the way done.

Hmm... My thought of today.. Friday... is going to be

If you can't convince - Confuse

Put that shit in your pipe and smoke it. I'm pretty sure I stole that from somebody.. but everything you know is has basically been stolen from someone or something, if you really think about it.. you steal knowledge from books, ignorance from Tv.... calories from Pizza. OMG I had dinner at the grossest place yesterday..

It's called Maria's --- Barf... and I LOVE FOOD.... and the only thing I love more than food is Italian food and this shit was sick. Like mushroom sick.

Today's theme is coffee

I love to drink my coffee

in the morning when it's fresh

I can't drink it at night

or I won't be able to rest

I love to drink the coffee

place the warm cup on my lap

after a couple cups of coffee

I have to take a mad crap

Have a great weekend bloggers!!!

Happiness is family

These are older pics of my daughter. Stopping to take time to remember the past is the only way to truly appreciate life. Yesterdays memories, tears, mistakes, triumphs.. they all help make today --- Today!

Take time today to remember!!

Bow chica waaa waaa

So I have decided to loose 8.8 pounds.

Since I have no time to join a gym.. I figured doing little things everyday will help melt the back fat Betty away. so yesterday as I walked behind my daughter as she rode her bike up the street, I touch the ground every other sidewalk block. I felt the burn.... while of course looking like I was OCD'd out I'm sure!! lol...

Yesterday was my 10month wedding anniversary. We wrote our own vows, that we added to the standard ceremony. They were funny! Even my husband promising me that he will put me to bed when I've had to much to drink... and mine saying that I promise to be patient while he realizes that I am always right, and to watch football Sundays, Mondays, and sometimes on Thursdays!

Today we will talk about people who wears shoes where there toes hang out the front.

Oh didn't you know they were too small at the store

couldn't u tell when your big toe hit the floor

The least you could do is get a pedi

So we don't have to look at your toenails curling like spaghetti

SATURDAY

Saturday!! Has to be the best f'n day of the week. Today we went to Borders to Celebrate Spongebob's birthday, and to the local carnival. We rode some rides and won a goldfish. When I say we "won" a goldfish.. of course that means I spent so much fucking money trying to win that the one tooth dude from behind the counter gave it to us. His name is FRIES... my darling daughter named her that..... as she was eating some carnival fries. So now we are relaxing about to start grilling out. Taylor is sitting with Fries.... who's new home is a wine glass until his tank water is de-clorined or whatever. Taylor is coloring a card for her Nana who is coming over to the cookout. Yesterday was Friday (in case you were wondering) and we had our best buds come over and make pimp cups.... which turned out AWESOME!! Glitter, gems, pom poms, feathers, stickers, and more glitter made our cups into pimp perfection.

Tomorrow we are going to the baseball game!! whoop whoop go home team!! $10 bottles of water and some uncomfy seats will make my Sunday home game a reality. Then back to work. I love work, so i can't complain.

Todays subject is Lake Erie

Great Lake, in which I will never swim in

your beauty is devine

your smell is a crime

k - bye

Fuck it I said it

There are some things in this world that a woman has to realize that she can not do. Mine would consist of the following... Karaoke, get all drunk and think I can arm wrestle a dude, and most importantly drink coffee after 6pm. This causes my ass to say up all night watching tv. Last night I spent hours watching who's line is it anyways... which u have to admit is a fucking hilarious ass show!! During commercials I watched a little bit of Daisy of love, some fashion show, property virgins, and Gang Wars.
So today is Friday... I have a fun day planned with my friend Lashawn, we are going to make pimp cups. Ok like seriously you know you have always wanted a fucking gemmed out, glittery ass pimp cup to call your own.
If I had to describe myself in two songs off the top of my head they would be...
Jessica Andrews - Who I am & Lady Gaga - Just Dance

Today's theme of the day is going to be about hoop earrings.

Hoop Hoop Haray
Where talking about hoop earrings today
You do know what they say?
The bigger the hoop
The looser the cha chaaayyy

FUCK IT I SAID IT.... Thanks Peeps - Hollaaaaa

Yayyy My First Blog!!!

I'm so excited!! Ok so I figure the best thing to do - IS TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE!! I will do this by rambling about everything in the world and using bad words to make it more intense!! Ok here we go..... If I could take back anything, it would be anytime I ever wished I could take something back... Whooaa that is f'n deep right!! Ok on a lighter note... I think Leg Warmers are fucking stupid... and I love Italian food. Crocs are not cute...at all... maybe on kids, because they can dress silly and be cute.. but no. I'd rather have a crazy unique friend then a crazy fake friend. I think being fake hold you back, and holds everyone back from really knowing you. I'd rather someone hate me for being me -- then like me for being someone else.
I think it's fucking stupid to go out to dinner and order a wimpy little salad... give me a burger, some wings, and a large draft beer please. I think scented markers are awesome. The most important thing to me in this world is my daughter. If it was up to me, everything would be glittery!!

That all being said, today’s subject will be SUMMER.
I have decided that today’s summer subject will be in the form of a poem.

Summer is great
Summer is grand
Guys in no shirts
Drink in my hand

Yeah that's about all I got folks... I'll be back to enlighten later, have to get to work!!